this alexa was programed by young african java geniuses

this shit is being peddled by the same idiots who do tedx talks on how we have to stop global warming and war and save africa

lol

Transporting resources to the moon my dude

WE GOTTA LEARN HOW TO BUILD ECO-COLONIES ON MARS SO WE CAN GO THERE WHEN WE DESTROY THE EARTH WITH OUR NEGLIGENCE WITH FOSSIL FUELS

yes

it is not like the same thing will happen again but on mars

ramp up electricity production to maximum capacity to billions of soy laden trogs can sit on their couch drooling watching the big bang theory in 16k resolution with rgb smart lights flashing rainbow colours

Hahahah

it aint right dawg

WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DO NUCLEAR FUSION SO WE CAN CRUSH RACISM WITH MORE ADVERTISEMENTS AND MARKETING CAMPAIGNS

Bing bing wahoo

I just earned 10 good husband points

if a black trans woman was running things Chernobyl wouldn't have happened

NEW WATCHDOGS GAME, FIGHT DEPORTATION SQUADS

siri home pod please set the lights to porn mode and please go to blacked.com

I can now seep in my wifes bed again

alexa pause the music so i can listen to my wife fuck her bf

mood

HEY GOOGLE OPEN WATCHDOGS 11 SO I CAN RESIST BREXIT WITH EPIC TRANSEXUAL GRANNY HACKERS

alexa play my antfia hype music playlist

\*presses x on controller\* wow! its like im really hacking into the us power grid!

Cause trannies are the ones that are gonna survive the happening

Yeah looking back on it watchdogs was pretty dumb

i dont think you need any hindsight to come to that conclusion

the one they just showed at E3 is so much of a caricature that i’m not sure if it’s not being mocked more widely because the series is so retarded people are tired of calling it retarded or if it’s genuinely being overlooked by tifa’s tits or some shit

I liked the first one

for what it was

for a shitty gta clone?

On its own merits I didn't think it was too bad

GEE TEE AYY WITH HACKURZ

it lacked hard in areas tho

Hey guys I got hired into the police academy

the only good thing to come of it were those webms people on /v/ would make where theyd hack civilians phones and if some degenerate shit came up theyd just shoot them

the fact that overhyped letdown garbage from 2014 like titanfall and watchdogs are getting multiple sequels is really proof that gamers need to rise up

nice dude

They said soon I can be a federal agent

Isn’t that epic

Epic as heck

very

epic glownigger