what the fuck is this gay ass internet of things surveillance shit

the future is now

remember to assign your bulb a static ip to avoid light interruption

alexa: watch my kids for me while i hit this blunt

tfw the 30 lightbulbs in my house are too much traffic for the wifi to handle and congest the network so my download speeds are shit

haha at least i can change the colour temperature right from my iphone 😃

alexa: watch my wifes son while i play my switch

lord forgive me,

alexa: nevermind he broke it

Alexa: download minecraft sex mod

tfw you buy autistic SmartBulbs ™ so the FBI, CIA, NSA, KGB, chinese government, apple, facebook, google, twitter, reddit, netflix, soylent, your 30 closest direct relatives, twitch, dlive, mossad and the bilderberg group can track when your lightbulbs are streaming light to your eyes

who the fuck would buy this anyway?

the cia are secretly beaming mkultra mind control beams from your smartbulbs tdirectly into your brain

seems like a solution to a problem that doesn't exist

you underestimate the power of autistic “MUH INTERNET OF THINGS” types

bro you dont understand bro

they turn off automatically at 10pm

“nah bro i gotta control my salt shaker through my iphone XS”

alexa set the scene for me to masturbate to hentai

thats worth the $30 per bulb price tag

“dude you don’t get it these lightblubs have surveillance cameras in them so the police can protect me if a redneck breaks into my house”

theres no way these vids are real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxVKQ9-1FA

Cia can just stick it on strobe mode to fuck with you befofe raiding your house

nice thumbnail bro

Eoin Doyle gets it

hell yea

it takes more time to pull our your phone open up the GE™ Lighting™ SmartApp™ and select the preset you made for !!star wars movie nights!! than it would to just walk over to the light dimmer and turn the knob

alexa ask the hot CIA agent listening to my commands if she thinks im good looking

not to mention its gonna be buggy as shit

internet of things is fucking gay

remember when people were hacking into wifi baby monitors

internet of things is the most naive soytastic shit around, usurping steampunk and doctor who

and yelling profanities at babby

insn't this what sammy was talking about with 2070 paradigm shift?

close

sammy never named it directly but that’s because it started being a specific thing only later on

this alexa was programed by young african java geniuses

this shit is being peddled by the same idiots who do tedx talks on how we have to stop global warming and war and save africa

lol