Message from @krizin
Discord ID: 591414285192658985
Alexa: download minecraft sex mod
tfw you buy autistic SmartBulbs ™ so the FBI, CIA, NSA, KGB, chinese government, apple, facebook, google, twitter, reddit, netflix, soylent, your 30 closest direct relatives, twitch, dlive, mossad and the bilderberg group can track when your lightbulbs are streaming light to your eyes
who the fuck would buy this anyway?
the cia are secretly beaming mkultra mind control beams from your smartbulbs tdirectly into your brain
seems like a solution to a problem that doesn't exist
you underestimate the power of autistic “MUH INTERNET OF THINGS” types
bro you dont understand bro
they turn off automatically at 10pm
“nah bro i gotta control my salt shaker through my iphone XS”
alexa set the scene for me to masturbate to hentai
thats worth the $30 per bulb price tag
“dude you don’t get it these lightblubs have surveillance cameras in them so the police can protect me if a redneck breaks into my house”
theres no way these vids are real
Cia can just stick it on strobe mode to fuck with you befofe raiding your house
nice thumbnail bro
Eoin Doyle gets it
hell yea
it takes more time to pull our your phone open up the GE™ Lighting™ SmartApp™ and select the preset you made for !!star wars movie nights!! than it would to just walk over to the light dimmer and turn the knob
not to mention its gonna be buggy as shit
internet of things is fucking gay
remember when people were hacking into wifi baby monitors
internet of things is the most naive soytastic shit around, usurping steampunk and doctor who
and yelling profanities at babby
insn't this what sammy was talking about with 2070 paradigm shift?
close
sammy never named it directly but that’s because it started being a specific thing only later on
this alexa was programed by young african java geniuses
this shit is being peddled by the same idiots who do tedx talks on how we have to stop global warming and war and save africa
lol
Transporting resources to the moon my dude
WE GOTTA LEARN HOW TO BUILD ECO-COLONIES ON MARS SO WE CAN GO THERE WHEN WE DESTROY THE EARTH WITH OUR NEGLIGENCE WITH FOSSIL FUELS
yes
it is not like the same thing will happen again but on mars
ramp up electricity production to maximum capacity to billions of soy laden trogs can sit on their couch drooling watching the big bang theory in 16k resolution with rgb smart lights flashing rainbow colours
Hahahah
it aint right dawg
WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DO NUCLEAR FUSION SO WE CAN CRUSH RACISM WITH MORE ADVERTISEMENTS AND MARKETING CAMPAIGNS
Bing bing wahoo