Message from @raan
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i can tell because of how absurd it is
That’s too much work for a fucking lightbulb
edison wouldv'e wanted this
tfw my lightbulbs are registered to too many devices so i have to spend 20 minutes doing this to every bulb in my house just so i can connect my new phone to them
what the fuck is this gay ass internet of things surveillance shit
the future is now
remember to assign your bulb a static ip to avoid light interruption
alexa: watch my kids for me while i hit this blunt
tfw the 30 lightbulbs in my house are too much traffic for the wifi to handle and congest the network so my download speeds are shit
haha at least i can change the colour temperature right from my iphone 😃
alexa: watch my wifes son while i play my switch
lord forgive me,
alexa: nevermind he broke it
Alexa: download minecraft sex mod
tfw you buy autistic SmartBulbs ™ so the FBI, CIA, NSA, KGB, chinese government, apple, facebook, google, twitter, reddit, netflix, soylent, your 30 closest direct relatives, twitch, dlive, mossad and the bilderberg group can track when your lightbulbs are streaming light to your eyes
who the fuck would buy this anyway?
the cia are secretly beaming mkultra mind control beams from your smartbulbs tdirectly into your brain
seems like a solution to a problem that doesn't exist
you underestimate the power of autistic “MUH INTERNET OF THINGS” types
they turn off automatically at 10pm
“nah bro i gotta control my salt shaker through my iphone XS”
alexa set the scene for me to masturbate to hentai
thats worth the $30 per bulb price tag
“dude you don’t get it these lightblubs have surveillance cameras in them so the police can protect me if a redneck breaks into my house”
theres no way these vids are real
Cia can just stick it on strobe mode to fuck with you befofe raiding your house
nice thumbnail bro
Eoin Doyle gets it
hell yea
it takes more time to pull our your phone open up the GE™ Lighting™ SmartApp™ and select the preset you made for !!star wars movie nights!! than it would to just walk over to the light dimmer and turn the knob
alexa ask the hot CIA agent listening to my commands if she thinks im good looking
not to mention its gonna be buggy as shit
internet of things is fucking gay
remember when people were hacking into wifi baby monitors
internet of things is the most naive soytastic shit around, usurping steampunk and doctor who
and yelling profanities at babby
insn't this what sammy was talking about with 2070 paradigm shift?