Message from @turtwig

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2018-07-30 14:27:27 UTC  

rip

2018-07-30 14:27:34 UTC  

Used to hear the horn at night until like...

2018-07-30 14:27:38 UTC  

2012?

2018-07-30 14:27:47 UTC  

used to get the bus to York and then gner trains to either Newcastle or darn sarf

2018-07-30 14:27:53 UTC  

depending on who I was banging

2018-07-30 14:27:56 UTC  

on any given weekend

2018-07-30 14:28:00 UTC  

About 2 km away.

2018-07-30 14:28:06 UTC  

Still could easily hear the horn.

2018-07-30 14:28:29 UTC  

Ok ycur is a pre-grouping railway company

2018-07-30 14:28:34 UTC  

Pre 1920s basically

2018-07-30 14:28:42 UTC  

was the same london-glasgow service in either direction

2018-07-30 14:29:25 UTC  

and also the basis for one of my most amusing train based memories

2018-07-30 14:29:49 UTC  

they had some time tabling fuck up and put the north bound train on the southbound platform

2018-07-30 14:30:01 UTC  

everyone had to fuckin move all over the place

2018-07-30 14:30:13 UTC  

I used to be big into replica model planes from the WWII era.

2018-07-30 14:30:16 UTC  

the train starts pulling away

2018-07-30 14:30:23 UTC  

and a door window rolls down

2018-07-30 14:30:42 UTC  

and a little old lady leans out the window shouting "I'm on the wrong train!"

2018-07-30 14:33:06 UTC  

Rip little old lady

2018-07-30 14:33:33 UTC  

I think that was the same day I met the Swedish backpackers and they had tons of beer in their bag

2018-07-30 14:33:44 UTC  

we just sat on the floor and got shitfaced on the train

2018-07-30 14:33:52 UTC  

πŸ‘Œ

2018-07-30 14:35:01 UTC  

Nice

2018-07-30 14:35:10 UTC  

As Sir Nigel Gresley intended

2018-07-30 14:36:22 UTC  

probably the one thing better about trains than cars is that you can drink while you ride

2018-07-30 14:36:28 UTC  

frowned upon when you're driving

2018-07-30 14:43:15 UTC  

Hence why we need self-driving cars

2018-07-30 14:44:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473501078382575616/Mail_lies.png

2018-07-30 14:44:59 UTC  

..

2018-07-30 14:45:03 UTC  

..waaaaaaaaaait a minute..

2018-07-30 14:46:26 UTC  

i

2018-07-30 14:46:29 UTC  

wat

2018-07-30 14:47:42 UTC  

so women are working longers hours compared to women, and men are working less hours compared to men, but women are still working less hours than men and they're confused why men earn more

2018-07-30 14:47:44 UTC  

my brain hurts

What is Meths?

2018-07-30 14:48:21 UTC  

10 hours less on average

2018-07-30 14:48:27 UTC  

that's a full day

2018-07-30 14:49:23 UTC  

lol I googled that

2018-07-30 14:49:28 UTC  

and found a delicious diagram

2018-07-30 14:51:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473502912597983232/unknown.png

2018-07-30 14:52:15 UTC  

if it's unpaid, is it work? <:what:382980756139409409>