Message from @turtwig

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2018-07-30 14:30:23 UTC  

and a door window rolls down

2018-07-30 14:30:42 UTC  

and a little old lady leans out the window shouting "I'm on the wrong train!"

2018-07-30 14:33:06 UTC  

Rip little old lady

2018-07-30 14:33:33 UTC  

I think that was the same day I met the Swedish backpackers and they had tons of beer in their bag

2018-07-30 14:33:44 UTC  

we just sat on the floor and got shitfaced on the train

2018-07-30 14:33:52 UTC  

πŸ‘Œ

2018-07-30 14:35:01 UTC  

Nice

2018-07-30 14:35:10 UTC  

As Sir Nigel Gresley intended

2018-07-30 14:36:22 UTC  

probably the one thing better about trains than cars is that you can drink while you ride

2018-07-30 14:36:28 UTC  

frowned upon when you're driving

2018-07-30 14:43:15 UTC  

Hence why we need self-driving cars

2018-07-30 14:44:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473501078382575616/Mail_lies.png

2018-07-30 14:44:59 UTC  

..

2018-07-30 14:45:03 UTC  

..waaaaaaaaaait a minute..

2018-07-30 14:46:26 UTC  

i

2018-07-30 14:46:29 UTC  

wat

2018-07-30 14:47:42 UTC  

so women are working longers hours compared to women, and men are working less hours compared to men, but women are still working less hours than men and they're confused why men earn more

2018-07-30 14:47:44 UTC  

my brain hurts

What is Meths?

2018-07-30 14:48:21 UTC  

10 hours less on average

2018-07-30 14:48:27 UTC  

that's a full day

2018-07-30 14:49:23 UTC  

lol I googled that

2018-07-30 14:49:28 UTC  

and found a delicious diagram

2018-07-30 14:51:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473502912597983232/unknown.png

2018-07-30 14:52:15 UTC  

if it's unpaid, is it work? <:what:382980756139409409>

2018-07-30 14:52:27 UTC  

the mysterious, abstract 'unpaid work'

Yes, it kinda is

Do this one

2018-07-30 14:52:49 UTC  

mm

2018-07-30 14:53:27 UTC  

I don't even live in the US and was like 'wait, what - 200million is *not* 40% of the US population'

2018-07-30 14:54:59 UTC  

sosialist math is not the best kind of math

2018-07-30 14:55:24 UTC  

it more kind of meth

She counting under 16s and Retired people as unemployed. Or something

eg IF you are 4 years old you earn $0

2018-07-30 14:56:56 UTC  

so we need to start child laibor and end retirement then

2018-07-30 14:57:20 UTC  

it's still not 40%

2018-07-30 14:57:32 UTC  

ironically you'd have to *not* include those people to bring it *up* to that

2018-07-30 14:57:55 UTC  

little timmy get back in the mine with granpa you need to do your share for the greater good

well yes but because Democratic Socialism you'll get free money every week even at age 1

you'll be a millionaire before you are 18

It's FLAWLESS