Message from @turtwig

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2018-08-08 08:31:57 UTC  

maybe he should switch to working as a cleaner or something

Lewis I've got a video of you driving a Radio Controlled car on Blue Peter when you were 5.

but your Daddy worked 3 jobs to buy you a go-kart

Now let's Google if Lewis is a UK citizen, the place of his birth

2018-08-08 08:44:33 UTC  

Like, if he had been annoyed at race fans dropping rubbish everywhere around the racetrack, I can probably get behind that

2018-08-08 08:44:37 UTC  

but this is kinda silly

2018-08-08 08:45:12 UTC  

Maybe it's more to do with it seeming more like a "oh right everyone's now saying plastic in the ocean is bad BETTER GET BEHIND THAT" than some actual genuine plea

I probs recycle more than he does

2018-08-08 10:05:34 UTC  

Probably shouldn't have been fired for it if true, but still 🀣

2018-08-08 10:09:49 UTC  

if you're not a samurai you shouldn't have a "man bun" change my mind

I have long hair and tie it bit like that

2018-08-08 10:10:24 UTC  

faggot

I don't put it in a bun

2018-08-08 10:10:57 UTC  

fuck sake I gotta literally search Google for "young boy" for a job

2018-08-08 10:11:06 UTC  

brb getting put on a list

2018-08-08 10:11:21 UTC  

some kebab barbershop

young lad, made into kebab

I jest but that actually happened to a girl

Google that

2018-08-08 10:12:17 UTC  

that's how my brother died

he ate a Kebab?

2018-08-08 10:12:39 UTC  

oh my god the image results for "boys hairstyles"

2018-08-08 10:12:44 UTC  

these kids look like such twats

I just prefer my hair long

and I tie it back

I'm a Viking

2018-08-08 10:14:19 UTC  

even worse it seems like every single hair style site has fucking awful resolution photos

Often times Toronto isn't in South Carolina

but she's a THOT

2018-08-08 14:00:57 UTC  

it is sectioned as world news lol

It's a DUI, I reckon they can find a DUI in Toronto

2018-08-08 18:58:49 UTC  

The story of white people who convinced other white people to accept non-whites as equals?