Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 476693795300179988


2018-08-08 08:31:09 UTC  

Drives a vehicle powered by an internal combusion engine in loops around specially constructed racetracks for little else but the passing entertainment of others, gets paid millions to do so.

Complains about plastic bottles.

2018-08-08 08:31:33 UTC  

lol

2018-08-08 08:31:57 UTC  

maybe he should switch to working as a cleaner or something

Lewis I've got a video of you driving a Radio Controlled car on Blue Peter when you were 5.

but your Daddy worked 3 jobs to buy you a go-kart

Now let's Google if Lewis is a UK citizen, the place of his birth

2018-08-08 08:44:33 UTC  

Like, if he had been annoyed at race fans dropping rubbish everywhere around the racetrack, I can probably get behind that

2018-08-08 08:44:37 UTC  

but this is kinda silly

2018-08-08 08:45:12 UTC  

Maybe it's more to do with it seeming more like a "oh right everyone's now saying plastic in the ocean is bad BETTER GET BEHIND THAT" than some actual genuine plea

I probs recycle more than he does

2018-08-08 10:05:34 UTC  

Probably shouldn't have been fired for it if true, but still 🀣

2018-08-08 10:09:49 UTC  

if you're not a samurai you shouldn't have a "man bun" change my mind

I have long hair and tie it bit like that

2018-08-08 10:10:24 UTC  

faggot

I don't put it in a bun

2018-08-08 10:10:57 UTC  

fuck sake I gotta literally search Google for "young boy" for a job

2018-08-08 10:11:06 UTC  

brb getting put on a list

2018-08-08 10:11:21 UTC  

some kebab barbershop

young lad, made into kebab

I jest but that actually happened to a girl

Google that

2018-08-08 10:12:17 UTC  

that's how my brother died

he ate a Kebab?

2018-08-08 10:12:39 UTC  

oh my god the image results for "boys hairstyles"

2018-08-08 10:12:44 UTC  

these kids look like such twats

I just prefer my hair long

and I tie it back

I'm a Viking

2018-08-08 10:14:19 UTC  

even worse it seems like every single hair style site has fucking awful resolution photos

Often times Toronto isn't in South Carolina

but she's a THOT

2018-08-08 14:00:57 UTC  

it is sectioned as world news lol