Message from Australopithecus Jordan in Cascadian Coffee Company #family

2017-06-16 22:25:29 UTC  

Just politely tell women how you roll. If they want to roll with you, they'll do the same. If they don't do the same, they don't want to roll with you, so you roll alone.

2017-06-16 22:25:58 UTC  

Anything else is misery.

2017-06-16 22:57:52 UTC  

When women don't respect men, it is not because they disagree with their convictions. It's because they see that the men don't demonstrate the courage of their convictions.

2017-06-16 23:26:09 UTC  

Well said, my original comment was going to be that I raged and yelled about jews in a belligerent way...but I don't know if that is the best approach lol, definitely got my convictions across though, probably for the entire neighbor hood.

2017-06-17 06:36:18 UTC  

Well my belligerent yelling probably doesn't help. She definitely knows I hate jews.

2017-06-17 06:36:26 UTC  

She accepts it.

2017-06-17 06:37:02 UTC  

There is an aryan lying dormant somewhere in there. I just have to wake her up.

2017-06-17 20:44:17 UTC  

Chad was right

2017-06-17 23:51:00 UTC  

Chad did nothing wrong

2017-06-18 01:14:38 UTC  

I bet those companies are not owned by jews who are knowingly poisoning our offspring. GTK

2017-06-23 02:31:53 UTC  

@everyone I'm in desperate need of moral support anyone please contact me through whatever method is most convenient for you

2017-06-23 02:32:31 UTC  

That's ominous. What's up?

2017-06-23 02:33:17 UTC  

My wife is extremely hormonal due to the pregnancy and it's causing a lot of conflict

2017-06-23 02:33:23 UTC  

Fighting constantly

2017-06-23 02:35:17 UTC  

I won't pretend to know anything about calming a female. Maybe she just wants more hugs.

2017-06-23 02:35:59 UTC  

Dude I got you bro

2017-06-23 02:36:05 UTC  

Sometimes they just need a little time to cool off

2017-06-23 02:36:06 UTC  

I went through it too

2017-06-23 02:36:45 UTC  

@Uberhat this would be the testing your manhood phase. The main thing is to not get upset by her. If you play into her moods then they gain more power.

2017-06-23 02:37:24 UTC  

I'm calling someone else will check back in here before I do anything else so don't be too worried if you don't hear from me

2017-06-23 02:37:29 UTC  

Support is appreciated

2017-06-23 02:41:14 UTC  

The hormone flux will only get more extreme as time goes on. Have an outlet. Call me for a beer. Dive into work to distract. Perhaps up the activism. But dont be disturbed mentally by her mood swings its just the babym

2017-06-23 02:44:09 UTC  

Have her eat lots of Cashews.

2017-06-23 02:44:43 UTC  

Cashews contain natural chemicals that can stimulate happiness and reduce irritation.

2017-06-23 02:53:04 UTC  

Also maybe she shouldn't be drinking soy if she is?

2017-06-23 02:55:17 UTC  

I have had these diagnosed to me before to help with my depression, they have many benefits that have visible effects.

2017-06-23 03:01:07 UTC  

Good info Brother!

2017-06-23 03:01:34 UTC  

Yeah, Ima try cashews on my bitch tits.

2017-06-23 03:01:37 UTC  

Yeah, I downed some less than an hour ago, there finally taking affect.

2017-06-23 03:01:59 UTC  

If cashews are too expensive, cashew milk has the same effects.

2017-06-23 03:02:09 UTC  

Not to mention more can be done with them/

2017-06-23 03:02:17 UTC  

Done with the milk*

2017-06-23 03:02:54 UTC  

I don't know much about pregnancy, other than a good friend of mine is about to give birth to my god son... I can ask her about it.

2017-06-23 03:04:37 UTC  

Alright, she says have sex with your wife more.

2017-06-23 03:08:13 UTC  

That's weird looking haha.

2017-06-23 03:08:21 UTC  

But yes, you need to have more sex for sure.

2017-06-23 03:08:41 UTC  

If she is too sore for normal sex, then just... Just help her without putting your dick in there.