Message from @zahlman

Discord ID: 417457097748381699


2018-02-24 21:56:09 UTC  

_resists the obvious color related troll._

2018-02-24 22:20:58 UTC  

All hail Dagon Vulkan, king of all devs

.aREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-02-24 23:15:17 UTC  

So, about those politics huh.

2018-02-25 16:26:08 UTC  

Angry Ben is best Ben

2018-02-25 16:27:45 UTC  

Six minutes in and he's verbally murdering the Sheriff's office

2018-02-25 16:48:55 UTC  

I loathe Alison Camerota's constant, never-ending slow motion head shake. She does it

ALL
THE
TIME

Ben just did Maths on TV weeow

2018-02-25 17:08:05 UTC  

heh

2018-02-25 17:08:31 UTC  

I think he was talking about that asinine tweet where someone was bitching about rifles firing bullets at the speed of 2000mph

2018-02-25 17:08:35 UTC  

because it makes it sound fast

2018-02-25 17:09:32 UTC  

not saying it's not fast, but 2000mph makes it sound phwwwwwoooooooahhhhhh fast

2018-02-25 17:09:51 UTC  

it's, like, 900m/s

2018-02-25 17:10:19 UTC  

which is around the same as most mid-length barrel 75mm cannons from the second world war

2018-02-25 17:14:28 UTC  

So fast not even Neo can dodge the bullets.

Don't name the shoooter but name the cucks that hid outside. Put their faces on the TV

2018-02-25 17:50:49 UTC  

@Reaps It wasn't just a tweet, MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell said it on air

2018-02-26 03:24:07 UTC  

It sucks for trans people to have their reputation dragged through the mud. But nobody other than them have to call out the crazies. Same with women. We men will just sit this one out and let the feminists ruin it for the reasonable but lazy women.

2018-02-26 03:24:39 UTC  

Enjoy never winning in sports again, girls.

Don't Touch Gay Snake

2018-02-26 08:26:35 UTC  

>Economic progressivism that demands recognition of unions and the like might cost you real money, so forget about it. It's way, way easier to put up rainbow flags on the noticeboards at work and send around emails going "Yay, Pride Month! Go us!" than it is to committing to "no zero hours contracts, treat our part-time and casual staff fairly, mean it when we talk about work-life balance so people aren't afraid they'll lose their job if they call in sick more than two days a year, when hiring contract workers make sure the firm is not a shithole" and so on.

Can anyone see anything WRONG with this image?

2018-02-26 09:14:11 UTC  

Why is there a container full of cockroaches going to the community?

Well the Cycle all starts with Urine

It also assumes that the entire Population of the city is Veggie

2018-02-26 09:16:42 UTC  

Oh, I don't see an arrow there, didn't think it was part of it.

2018-02-26 09:18:05 UTC  

Why eat meat, when you can eat veggies and complement your diet with supplements so you don't get sick?

It assumes the city is twice as big as it is and half eat Veg and half eat meat

2018-02-26 09:20:41 UTC  

We've seen the chaos of a brief shortage of fried chicken, can imagine the carnage that would be taking meat out of 450000 citizens?

I'd call the Police

I've got this conspiracy theory that the KFC shortage thing was a social experiment to see who wanted fried chicken so much they would learn to cook it themselves. Instead people called the police.

2018-02-26 09:25:58 UTC  

Can you even imagine the money wasted? Because all the chicken that was supposed to be served for a week, just spoiled away. So it wasn't that they just didn't make money and had to pay everyone's salary anyway. They lost quite a bit of money. Has the CEO, or any top executive been fired yet?

Nope he saved the loss by eating all the Chicken

2018-02-26 14:30:17 UTC  

Did you forget about this glorious masterpiece?