--- Real History

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timely:

joke: Deporting mexicans back to mexico
woke: Deporting mexicans to canada

broke: Canadians spazzing out because they can't handle so many Mexicans seeking asylum

I'm liking this.

I mean, Mexico lets people wander from countries south of *their* border all the way to the US border

US should just wave 'em on through

Give 'em a little bus trip and everything

Reference cards

English-to-Canadian translation booklets

Make Canada Brown Again

Is canada going to build a wall before we do?

@Naveronasis not if we browbeat them for being racist ;)

Does anyone know if a significant amount of Mexicans emigrate to Canada?

I think so; I believe that was the reason for old satirical proposals to dig tunnels from Mexico to Canada.

tunnels from Mexico to Canada

hahaha

my sides

go ahead, explain building a tunnel that long

pls

why do you think youve got a space force now? Trump is gonna build a big ass laser to shoot a laser bridge over usa from mexico to canada

come on use your brain bud

big ass laser

massive tunnel

Naa tunnels are old news. It's all about laser bridges shooting over a huge country now

Adapt

you do realise my country built a 26 mile tunnel under a channel

I do because I am too from the union of all of the kingdom's

Or as people like to call it, the UK

Ok Elon, show me

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgTvgQ0WAAAnxOq.jpg:large

Illegal memes 👌🏿