"I'm going to continue that investigation into whether or not the Lannisters were behind the death of king Baratheon/Russia election interference investigation. Both have zero leads"
"I voluntarily attempted to break the law despite knowing that all I had to do to vote was have at least a little forethought, and that still wasn't enough, I couldn't vote"
"And now I'm writing an article about it to say that we shouldn't have voter ID laws because I want illegal *cough undocumented I mean* immigrants to be able to vote"
