It's my wife when I come home from work 10mins late <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

It's my mates Fiance when he has taken longer than 60secs to reply to a txt

I'm listening to Brexit discussions on the radio - they're all pretending they don't really understand the issues that need sorted... alternatively, of course, they really don't and that's why we're fucked.

Never has there been a more appropriate time to pull out the apes-in-parliament pic, because it's so appropriate now...

You must have some pretty awful women in your lives if you think that's what they're all like <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

That's what Exaggeration is for <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

https://nationalpost.com/news/world/man-cites-virginity-as-reason-he-planned-to-kill-as-many-girls-as-he-could-utah-police-say

Colorado prohibits many prostitution-related crimes including solicitation (asking someone to engage in an illegal activity, like prostitution), patronizing prostitutes (buying sex), and pimping (someone who solicits customers for prostitutes).

what about sex doll brothels?

no idea

that seems like a prime candidate for a doll

"y'all need to die cause I cant get laid" seems to be a recurring theme

did he actually kill anyone?

I can't see the article because they have adblock sense and I refuse to turn off adblock because fuck those people

I'll make an archive link

“Theres nothing more dangerous than man ready to die.”

“All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000 not a bunch of hoes not money none of that,” he wrote, according to a probable-cause statement cited by authorities. “All I wanted was to be loved, yet no one cares about me I’m 27 years old and I’ve never had a girlfriend before and I’m still a virgin, this is why I’m planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I’m ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.”

he just posted this on fb

http://archive.is/QZwZK

i have uBlock origin and the let me read

i might need to switch to that then

you just can't make this shit up...
https://twitter.com/johnmcdonnellMP/status/1088456508751241218

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/01/24/brexit-latest-news-theresa-may-meet-trade-union-leaders/

but thats what the referendum wanted?!

was a deal a condition?

No, the options were to remain or leave... the purest form of leaving is to walk away with no deal.

Incidentally, Hammond is a Bilderberger

Spreadsheet Phil

another Cuckservative

sorry, had to go AFK...
What he's doing is trying to use double-speak to make leaving in name only become the only "proper" Brexit - it's just another way of subverting the referendum result.

he's a LINO

All thanks to our license fees...
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/24/bbc-international-hq-belgium-brexit-netherlands-ireland-eu

I'm fine with the BBC fuckinh off to Belgium and never coming back

Wouldn't that cripple them, the retatds?

Like, Article 11? Or was it 13?

It's more to do with government wanting propaganda access across the EU... it's probably considered a priority.

I'm sure they'll use the ill-gotten gains from the British public to fund their European headquarters

That mans nose is an absolute unit

Motion for second referendum has been withdrawn, so this means the traitors will be concentrating on getting an extension to Article 50 to give them time to stop Brexit (without extension, there's no time for anything except leaving with no deal).

It literally looks fake kek

That's exactly what I thought, like a fake nose and glasses from a dollar store

https://www.euronews.com/2019/01/24/no-deal-may-be-better-than-extending-brexit-negotiations-lithuanian-president

Pissed-off Euro politicians might force no deal for us, LOL