Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 495663977003614209


2018-09-29 17:57:43 UTC  

spend less on weed so you can afford a jackstand <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-09-29 17:57:55 UTC  

if you know what youre doing, would take me longer

2018-09-29 17:57:55 UTC  

oh snap

2018-09-29 17:59:22 UTC  

jack stands are $20 at Harbor Freight

2018-09-29 18:02:06 UTC  

thats like what Jiffy Lube charges for a windshield wiper blade 🤣

2018-09-29 18:10:32 UTC  

į̸̀n̘̕͞c̢̼͜o͜͢͡ḿ̧̕҉̲̬́p̢͞ͅr͘͏̫e҉̡̜͕ḩ͡҉̧͏̠e̵̷͠n̵͟͟s̫͜ͅi̢͜͜b̨͟͠l̛̥̕é̵͟,̶͘͏ ̛͠͞i̻͘͠'̵̢̕v̸̧͓e̷̢͟ ̳͠͞m҉͝҉̹͟͝é̴͏t̴̡̕ ͠͠͏ẁ̷̀i̴̱̕t̸͡͏h̷͜͡ ̲́͞a̢͢͝ ̶͢͠t̡͢͡e̶̛͜r̨̬͞r̵̢̺i͏͠҉̧̖̤b̸͞͞l̢̛͘e̸͙͜ ̛̥͢f̶̨͜a̴̴͢t̴̨̧e̴̛̙

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/495658654847074314/s3dGiM_cuWFhRxTrMsmsoktWOK-MTX0nC64xcD7DK6c.png

2018-09-29 18:11:23 UTC  

completely off topic. I want to bang Tulsi Gabbard anyone else feel the same way?

2018-09-29 18:11:29 UTC  

who

2018-09-29 18:12:09 UTC  

sargons hawaiian waifu

2018-09-29 18:18:04 UTC  

Who

2018-09-29 18:18:47 UTC  

A thot

2018-09-29 18:21:26 UTC  

**SSSimpleton#8678** was cleansed from the server.

2018-09-29 18:22:48 UTC  

Can someone explain these fucking Gen Z lamp/moth memes?

2018-09-29 18:23:29 UTC  

no

2018-09-29 18:26:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/495662754477375488/20180929_192554.jpg

2018-09-29 18:27:12 UTC  

boozewig

2018-09-29 18:31:29 UTC  

you guys ever had the iron maiden beer

2018-09-29 18:31:34 UTC  

No

2018-09-29 18:31:35 UTC  

yeah

2018-09-29 18:31:38 UTC  

it's not bad

2018-09-29 18:31:41 UTC  

trooper

2018-09-29 18:31:54 UTC  

I don't have a huge palette

2018-09-29 18:31:56 UTC  

but to me it was just

2018-09-29 18:31:57 UTC  

beer

2018-09-29 18:32:05 UTC  

Nothing special, nothing amazing, just beer.

2018-09-29 18:32:21 UTC  

yeah

2018-09-29 18:32:27 UTC  

ie: not bad

2018-09-29 18:32:54 UTC  

there are plenty of much better British beers

2018-09-29 18:33:51 UTC  

that said, it's still considerably better than. your average american pisswater

2018-09-29 18:34:04 UTC  

Coors, bud, PBR, etc

2018-09-29 18:37:23 UTC  

Brits can’t make good beer

2018-09-29 18:37:45 UTC  

<:deus_vult:382980746727522305> Heretic

2018-09-29 18:38:46 UTC  

🔨

2018-09-29 18:38:46 UTC  

wash your mouth out

2018-09-29 18:38:52 UTC  

I'll fite u

2018-09-29 18:39:05 UTC  

With what?

2018-09-29 18:39:09 UTC  

A kniofe

2018-09-29 18:39:27 UTC  

with my shotgun

2018-09-29 18:39:31 UTC  

🏹 no

2018-09-29 18:40:19 UTC  

You'll end up looking like a Strongbow commercial