Message from @M4Gunner

Discord ID: 496021718138355732


2018-09-30 18:07:44 UTC  

I know a lots of people who are depressed are into drugs

2018-09-30 18:07:54 UTC  

@turtwig why the fuck are you always drunk

2018-09-30 18:08:10 UTC  

Because his wife is at her boyfriends house

2018-09-30 18:08:16 UTC  

that's rude

2018-09-30 18:08:23 UTC  

I'm not *always* drunk

2018-09-30 18:08:27 UTC  

haha

2018-09-30 18:08:39 UTC  

turtwig is like homer simpson

2018-09-30 18:08:48 UTC  

🍻 🍺 🐢

2018-09-30 18:09:40 UTC  

how you gon raise a turtboy if u drunk nigga

2018-09-30 18:09:45 UTC  

turt do you drink at your job too

2018-09-30 18:10:11 UTC  

🤷 👶 🏚 🍻 🍺 🐢

2018-09-30 18:10:16 UTC  

lol

2018-09-30 18:10:53 UTC  

I wish US businesses allowed a lunch beer

2018-09-30 18:10:59 UTC  

you are a master with those

2018-09-30 18:11:19 UTC  

some businesses do

2018-09-30 18:11:37 UTC  

doesnt google have beer at work on tap

2018-09-30 18:12:04 UTC  

Other than yuppie tech companies

2018-09-30 18:12:38 UTC  

well i dont see how it helps business

2018-09-30 18:12:57 UTC  

German Nationals working on US airbases are allowed a beer at lunch, according to their union

2018-09-30 18:13:03 UTC  

maybe YOU can have a beer on your lunch and be cool, but what about the rest of my idiot staff

2018-09-30 18:13:13 UTC  

huge fucking liability

2018-09-30 18:13:44 UTC  

inb4 hospitals filled with drunks

2018-09-30 18:14:21 UTC  

hold on... is it American beer, or German beer?

2018-09-30 18:14:23 UTC  

a lot of jobs work with equipment that can kill or maim you, so thats right out

2018-09-30 18:14:24 UTC  

big difference

2018-09-30 18:14:28 UTC  

@Fitzydog wait what!?

2018-09-30 18:15:12 UTC  

its like the bellcurve you work without physical harm and stress is no beer.. you do a nerds job you get beer 😃

2018-09-30 18:15:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/496022287959719977/received_311202579680471.jpeg

2018-09-30 18:16:35 UTC  

ew

2018-09-30 18:16:51 UTC  

you gay nibba

2018-09-30 18:16:58 UTC  

Disgusting

Would

2018-09-30 18:17:10 UTC  

the black one

^

2018-09-30 18:17:20 UTC  

black one is cute as hell

2018-09-30 18:17:26 UTC  

whos the grill

2018-09-30 18:17:32 UTC  

the other one is an alien

2018-09-30 18:18:11 UTC  

I'd motorboat her titties though

2018-09-30 18:18:24 UTC  

i wouldnt, fat girls have a terrible personality

2018-09-30 18:18:34 UTC  

the whitey?

2018-09-30 18:18:46 UTC  

what have titties to do with personality?