Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 506123807883395073


2018-10-28 15:10:29 UTC  

victim of turtwife doing the oven wrong

2018-10-28 15:10:44 UTC  

instead of putting the oven rack in the runners, she put it on top

2018-10-28 15:10:49 UTC  

so when I slid it out

2018-10-28 15:10:49 UTC  

worse things happen at sea

2018-10-28 15:10:56 UTC  

the whole thing nearly collapsed

2018-10-28 15:10:59 UTC  

nah same incident

if you can use the oven better than her, there's no hope for this marriage

and the beatings must continue!

2018-10-28 15:12:36 UTC  

GOOD MORNING YOU CHURCHGOING CHRISTIANS <:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832> โœ <:GWslippyPeepoHugged:407618441017688064>

2018-10-28 15:13:23 UTC  

she did say "I'm starting to think you don't trust my cooking"

2018-10-28 15:13:26 UTC  

rip

2018-10-28 15:14:12 UTC  

ouch

2018-10-28 15:14:44 UTC  

I felt a bit bad yesterday because I was chewing her sister out for not washing up properly

2018-10-28 15:15:11 UTC  

but then her sister was like "I only put the stuff away that was already washed, the things I washed are still on the draining thing"

2018-10-28 15:15:19 UTC  

which means turtwife did a shit job

2018-10-28 15:34:14 UTC  

I did went to church, it was quiet nice, 10/10 would reccomend

More spanking and pulling of hair required Turt

2018-10-28 15:57:16 UTC  

Broo knows a good time. But with the kiddos around foreplay may be frowned upon.

That's what the ball gag is for

2018-10-28 15:59:08 UTC  

On the turtkids o.O

2018-10-28 16:00:00 UTC  

oh

good idea <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-10-28 16:05:41 UTC  

<:GWcorbinMonkaGIGA:384871327292588054>

2018-10-28 16:17:31 UTC  

You're the one saying it

2018-10-28 16:19:01 UTC  

SICC PP

2018-10-28 16:35:53 UTC  

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2018-10-28 16:44:55 UTC  

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2018-10-28 16:47:58 UTC  

Mem

2018-10-28 16:48:52 UTC  

So I now have a trans freind. So I guess I'm no longer transphobic. Ha take that.

2018-10-28 16:49:30 UTC  

Guy I knew for years disappeared and now just shows back up with bobs and vagana

2018-10-28 16:51:45 UTC  

now you must smash or still transphobic

2018-10-28 16:52:53 UTC  

"vagina"

2018-10-28 16:53:02 UTC  

Gaping wound

2018-10-28 16:53:07 UTC  

whats the difference .