we just need to admit that they are savages

yeah

but our governments are like "nooooo, all cultures are beautiful"

Oh wonderful to visit for a 2 week holiday

turtwife: *shouts* "turtwig"
me: *shouts back* 'yeah, what's up?'
no response
wait
no response
go through
'whats up?'
"can you empty the bin for me"
'yeah sure'
"it's okay I'll do it"

<:what:382980756139409409>

wamen

lol

Women 🤦🏿

'i said yes???'
"I feel bad though"

women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Write the book explaining them, you'll be the richest person on the planet

I'm not sure that's possible

they don't even understand

that's why lesbian relationships have the highest rate of domestic violence

I blame men

What would have happened if you had said

No TurtWife I will not empty the bin

anger

FLYING PLATES

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

I sent a msg to my Italian-Ex earlier

I called her Cara Mia

thanking her for single handedly supporting the dinner plate industry

^

lol

The plates only fly when I do something wrong

so it's me <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

but when doing something wrong is I forgot to hoover

it's kinda intense

forgot or didn't even know you were supposed to

either

watch your six

she's doing kitchen stuff and I'm drinking beer and playing video games

no plates flying

good shit

Where's TurtKid?

https://i.redd.it/gx34asd691w11.png

and what kind of sandwich is she making?

he's having a nap