No TurtWife I will not empty the bin

anger

FLYING PLATES

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I sent a msg to my Italian-Ex earlier

I called her Cara Mia

thanking her for single handedly supporting the dinner plate industry

^

lol

The plates only fly when I do something wrong

so it's me <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

but when doing something wrong is I forgot to hoover

it's kinda intense

forgot or didn't even know you were supposed to

either

watch your six

she's doing kitchen stuff and I'm drinking beer and playing video games

no plates flying

good shit

Where's TurtKid?

https://i.redd.it/gx34asd691w11.png

and what kind of sandwich is she making?

he's having a nap

a nap 👍🏿

she's making some kind of Uber omelette and chicken fried rice

for lunches

noice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349870814927257601/508275033081118759/image0.jpg

Did you meet her at Church?

na

Strip club probably

lol not a chance

😂

betting shop

at some crazy bitches 18th birthday that I got dragged to because I knew a guy

Thats better than going to church

I tried doing that, and they wanted me to talk about hod and shit

God*

All i wanted was to slay pusssss

and some random TurtWife was at the party

Did she introduce herself as that?