I'm a small boi xd

that sounds awesome turtwig

I wish I could use a scooter

there is a woman that uses one in my neighborhood, but it has big wheels

but you're an adult

So I could actually use a scooter and not look like a dumbass

so it would look dumb as shit?

but we have like 9 months of winter and the other 3 months are gravel and dust

because scooter is fun

^

@Deleted User schwoob

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thats swedish for fall into a ditch and explode please

I don't understand these fucking scooters.

It's skateboard or BMX. Not this faggotry

like this

Why are the wheels so big

because she is fat

that still wouldn't work here

@Den Röda Smurfen <:GWsetmyxPeepoCry:405382963057000458> why so rude

maybe it's a smoother ride

I would love to skate to school tbh

Roller skates I mean

I need monster truck wheels on a plank of 2x10

you a big boy?

the snow

it's 3 feet deep

just go with skis then

a skiiter

Or swim through it

^

this works

it's only november

that's a january sport

Snow swimming? xD

@Deleted User it actually doesnt mean that

I would watch Olympic swimming if they were swimming through maple syrup instead of water

That would be fun to watch

maple syrup isn't nearly as viscous as butter syrup or corn syrup so I think that might actually be plausible

What does it mean then? @Den Röda Smurfen

Yep