REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

man I got to my wife's work an hour early

gonna go get turtkid then come back

Yeah but

I'm a small boi xd

that sounds awesome turtwig

I wish I could use a scooter

there is a woman that uses one in my neighborhood, but it has big wheels

but you're an adult

So I could actually use a scooter and not look like a dumbass

so it would look dumb as shit?

but we have like 9 months of winter and the other 3 months are gravel and dust

because scooter is fun

^

@Deleted User schwoob

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thats swedish for fall into a ditch and explode please

I don't understand these fucking scooters.

It's skateboard or BMX. Not this faggotry

like this

Why are the wheels so big

because she is fat

that still wouldn't work here

@Den Röda Smurfen <:GWsetmyxPeepoCry:405382963057000458> why so rude

maybe it's a smoother ride

I would love to skate to school tbh

Roller skates I mean

I need monster truck wheels on a plank of 2x10

you a big boy?

the snow

it's 3 feet deep

just go with skis then

a skiiter

Or swim through it

^

this works

it's only november

that's a january sport

Snow swimming? xD

@Deleted User it actually doesnt mean that

I would watch Olympic swimming if they were swimming through maple syrup instead of water