Message from @turtwig
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and also it is undeniably abuse
Just like with vegan cats
that's what I meant
so sad
Sorry sweetheart your gunna have to lower yourself to having intercourse with a ...man again if you wanted a daughter that much.
Or you could just get some cats π€·πΏ
good day
I imagine these women think having children is like ordering something online. If you want a Daughter, that's what you get
In other news the FBI has raided a clinton foundation whistbleblower
WEW
god I wish turtwife would write shopping lists in some form of logical ordrr
But I thought you liked walking back and forth in the grocery store.
she writes them based on what you need
YOU have to use tactics and strategy from the male mind
to make the route more efficent
yeah but she writes in three categories
MEAT, VEG and OTHER
'OTHER' <:what:382980756139409409>
and then the OTHER category is just any random shit in any random order
Women are wired up wrong.
Change My Mind π
milk
bread
water
cheese
naan bread
wet wipes
fabric softener
kinder bars
Chinese sides
hotdogs
wash tabs
kid food
in that order
So bread and milk is in with. Bleach and Bog Rolls
there's no location grouping
well that's why you rewrite the list
n00b
bread and milk are literally opposite sides of the store
naan bread is with regular bread
they always are
hotdogs are also near the bread
but should also be in meat category?
Supermarket wants to make you walk
naan bread isn't near the bread <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
I get told off cus I write my shopping lists in slang
so you haven't got it so bad
I can do a full week's shop in 10 mins if I write the list
so rewrite it then <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
You'll save hours