Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 518747209907306533


2018-12-02 11:12:16 UTC  

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2018-12-02 11:12:20 UTC  

In other news the FBI has raided a clinton foundation whistbleblower

2018-12-02 11:12:21 UTC  

WEW

2018-12-02 11:12:36 UTC  

god I wish turtwife would write shopping lists in some form of logical ordrr

2018-12-02 11:12:59 UTC  

But I thought you liked walking back and forth in the grocery store.

she writes them based on what you need

YOU have to use tactics and strategy from the male mind

to make the route more efficent

2018-12-02 11:13:55 UTC  

yeah but she writes in three categories

2018-12-02 11:14:01 UTC  

MEAT, VEG and OTHER

'OTHER' <:what:382980756139409409>

2018-12-02 11:14:18 UTC  

and then the OTHER category is just any random shit in any random order

2018-12-02 11:14:31 UTC  

that doesn't fall into the MEAT or VEG category

Women are wired up wrong.

Change My Mind πŸ˜„

2018-12-02 11:15:35 UTC  

milk
bread
water
cheese
naan bread
wet wipes
fabric softener
kinder bars
Chinese sides
hotdogs
wash tabs
kid food

2018-12-02 11:15:41 UTC  

in that order

So bread and milk is in with. Bleach and Bog Rolls

2018-12-02 11:15:47 UTC  

there's no location grouping

well that's why you rewrite the list

2018-12-02 11:16:12 UTC  

bread and milk are literally opposite sides of the store

2018-12-02 11:16:18 UTC  

naan bread is with regular bread

they always are

2018-12-02 11:16:34 UTC  

hotdogs are also near the bread

2018-12-02 11:16:41 UTC  

but should also be in meat category?

Supermarket wants to make you walk

naan bread isn't near the bread <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

I get told off cus I write my shopping lists in slang

so you haven't got it so bad

2018-12-02 11:21:34 UTC  

I can do a full week's shop in 10 mins if I write the list

so rewrite it then <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

You'll save hours

2018-12-02 11:22:43 UTC  

Please tell me someone from 4chan is gonna buy this thing.

2018-12-02 11:23:14 UTC  

Because holy shit, that would be fucking great.

2018-12-02 11:30:33 UTC  

...

2018-12-02 11:30:44 UTC  

Why are there FBI people here<:thronk:441701565607444482>

```we spoke to husband and wife Thomas and Cathy Keen, and their partner Nicole Everett.

They are in a three-way relationship and identify as a β€˜throuple’.

"As soon as you say a three-way relationship, people automatically think this must be about sex. When in reality this is something like as genuine and as significant as a couple relationship," said Cathy.

"The third person is the mediator. So they can see it from an outside perspective of whatever that situation," added Nicole.```

Noice πŸ‘ŒπŸΏ

2018-12-02 11:31:12 UTC  

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

When you move your Gumar in to the house with your wife. What could go wrong 🀷🏿