Message from @Cody
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Lol
DIVORCE TIME LADS <:mad_lad:464461880786944000>
and she could have at least disposed of the shells when she was done instead of letting the egg white solidify in the bottom of the bowl
TurtWife needs beating, Allah demands it
She's just messing with u
@turtwig give her an abortion kick
Now, now, stop saying these things, the thought police might get a whiff of these
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=stXTN_1546295158 never give guns to antifa
I'd hope the thought police would have some sense that we might just be taking the piss
If your marriage troubles are some egg shells in a bowl. God Speed to you ππΏ
Kind of a standard woman problem.
Mine would only allow 1 bottle of shampoo, so if you bought a second she would spend 5mins putting the end of the old one into the new
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Not worth trying to understand
For I know it was to make more room for her lotions and potions
but surely you had other places to store bottles until a new one was needed?
we've got drawers under the sink for such a purpose
I could possibly hide something from my wife obs
no u
> men can't handle equality <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>
Lelele
The eggshell question
I assume it was her '3rd world' upbringing but the house was her domain. She knew every inch, I'd hide presents for her at my mates house
Oof
Yeah I know that feel
the feel of having a third world Asian wife?
Also these memes are old but incredibly accurate
Sounds about right
Lol
relatable
my skin is already fucked beyond repair so Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Women are nothing if not wasteful
and then they go on about having green values
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george washington wrote in his diary one time, "I hope they gibs me money."