Can Muslims eat salami

he did refer to himself as a voice actor in it so maybe he's been doing more actual paid work lately

Because I might have a weapon against Islam

turtwife why

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we have freely supplied food waste bags

HAHAG

Ehy

literally in the drawer directly underneath where this bowl filled with egg shells is

Lol

DIVORCE TIME LADS <:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9nARx_1546550586

and she could have at least disposed of the shells when she was done instead of letting the egg white solidify in the bottom of the bowl

TurtWife needs beating, Allah demands it

She's just messing with u

@turtwig give her an abortion kick

Now, now, stop saying these things, the thought police might get a whiff of these

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=stXTN_1546295158 never give guns to antifa

https://youtu.be/uH6AHKmZpKM

I'd hope the thought police would have some sense that we might just be taking the piss

If your marriage troubles are some egg shells in a bowl. God Speed to you 👍🏿

Kind of a standard woman problem.

Mine would only allow 1 bottle of shampoo, so if you bought a second she would spend 5mins putting the end of the old one into the new


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Not worth trying to understand

For I know it was to make more room for her lotions and potions

but surely you had other places to store bottles until a new one was needed?

we've got drawers under the sink for such a purpose

I could possibly hide something from my wife obs

@franti that study only proves men can't handle equality

no u

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Lelele

The eggshell question

I assume it was her '3rd world' upbringing but the house was her domain. She knew every inch, I'd hide presents for her at my mates house

Oof

Yeah I know that feel

the feel of having a third world Asian wife?

Also these memes are old but incredibly accurate