I'd hope the thought police would have some sense that we might just be taking the piss

If your marriage troubles are some egg shells in a bowl. God Speed to you 👍🏿

Kind of a standard woman problem.

Mine would only allow 1 bottle of shampoo, so if you bought a second she would spend 5mins putting the end of the old one into the new


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Not worth trying to understand

For I know it was to make more room for her lotions and potions

but surely you had other places to store bottles until a new one was needed?

we've got drawers under the sink for such a purpose

I could possibly hide something from my wife obs

@franti that study only proves men can't handle equality

no u

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Lelele

The eggshell question

I assume it was her '3rd world' upbringing but the house was her domain. She knew every inch, I'd hide presents for her at my mates house

Oof

Yeah I know that feel

the feel of having a third world Asian wife?

Also these memes are old but incredibly accurate

Sounds about right

Lol

relatable

my skin is already fucked beyond repair so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Women are nothing if not wasteful

and then they go on about having green values

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGPgE_-2Dmk

"Would the founding fathers have got their patreon pulled? I think they would have."

george washington wrote in his diary one time, "I hope they gibs me money."

LoL

Shut up commie

https://youtu.be/xaOSMmvzOjs?t=409 Indian asmr. Look at the eyes of that guy

"massage"

Meh

@Den Röda Smurfen is black

no

Yes