but not forever

so she did divorce him but she doesnt have a job and doesnt want one because she has da fibroez

I don't know, that doesn't seem fair

shes 55 hasnt worked in 20 years

of course its not fair

but he should have known better

she was already divorced when he met her <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

so was he of course

don't marry a thot (no offense)

i always knew she was a bad mother, its only recently that i realize she is a terrible woman to any man

worst violence my dad ever did to my mother, they were arguing as he was cutting a salami with a big ass knife.
She started yelling, he got mad too, went forth an back a few times, both getting angrier, untill my father snapped and threw it at my mom.
The salami I mean, a slice of it in, her general direction.

They laughed their asses off after that

This meme was so close to perfection

what

Skyward Sword menu should’ve been there instead of OOT

Koloktos niggas

I see

This close to perfection!

Just going to leave this here.
https://www.comicsands.com/viral-thread-perfectly-explains-the-lord-of-the-rings-by-comparing-it-to-a-dungeons-dragons-campaign-2627532729.html

Wait I didn't know that article was really fuckin gay. I thought it was fake gay.

I didn't even click on it 🤷🏿

internet appears to be fixed

not gonna commit suicide after all

https://twitter.com/JewishChron/status/1090931711460954113

**silveregg#7994** was cleansed from the server.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8lu9ntmPJo @turtwig

disgusting

if they'd just shit in the toilet

they do

the Drain goes to the Ganges

there is no processing

This is why you don't let Countries leave the Empire <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

They believe, because it is holy, its waters cannot brijg them harm.

The same way Jesus wouldn't shoot you.

I don't think they generally *know* about all the shit pumped into the river though. Raw sewage, industrial chemicals... A giant soap factory dumps right into the river.

So chemicals, shit, and dead bodies. They drink and bathe in it, and bathe their babies in it too.

For blessings.

I wonder they have such a high rate of birth defects

Religion gives you the perfect excuse to discount reality, and behave like an imbecile. Being uneducated doesn't help.