Message from @Weaboo Kempeitai
Discord ID: 640368748569690112
Germans are autists tbh
I'm 25 and no kids <:ThisIsSoSad:638779720015675405>
When Germans LARP too much Europe goes to war <:ThisIsSoSad:638779720015675405>
*the truth*
no girlfriend either <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
@Emperor of Atlantis when you rope do a backflip and stream it
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You got five years kiddo @Emperor of Atlantis
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better make em count <:pinothink:401744526915534858>
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time to poke holes in all my condoms <:kraut:389881471881576448>
nah who am I kidding, they will all just get aborted <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
just order some woman from russia
@Emperor of Atlantis Don't like Corbyn that much but I do agree with him on foreign policy.
tell her you are professor of chinese history at local university
true, that actually was my plan
just need money to do it first
cause I'm dirt poor
They wouldn't be able to resist.
one girl I was interested in is a fucking mess
Ewwww, marrying a foreigner?!?!!!
her mom left her
she started cutting
did all these drugs
yikes
and then took dick like a $2 whore
the worst part is she is nice and is pretty <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
RIP
I'm almost certain I could train her
but she is just too broken
it won't turn out well
This is why I'd never abandon my kids, unless they're a literal psychopath, or a potato.
and she is already 24 <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
Fudgeeee
I need to shave
I haven’t shaved in three days. My face is sooooo itchy.
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