<:Str3tch:639979203890249758> = <:boomer:639983474236850176>

age isn't a cause of death

My goal is to have kids by 25

Interesting fact:

In Slavic languages, Germans are being referred to as "mute people" (Niemcy), while Slavs call themselves "people of words"

and old age is subjective

At least one

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But hopefully I'm a dad before then

If not

It might be time to go roping

Germans are autists tbh

@Leaf then stop being a fag and smoking and talk to women nword

I'm 25 and no kids <:ThisIsSoSad:638779720015675405>

When Germans LARP too much Europe goes to war <:ThisIsSoSad:638779720015675405>

*the truth*

no girlfriend either <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

@Emperor of Atlantis when you rope do a backflip and stream it

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You got five years kiddo @Emperor of Atlantis

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better make em count <:pinothink:401744526915534858>

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time to poke holes in all my condoms <:kraut:389881471881576448>

nah who am I kidding, they will all just get aborted <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

just order some woman from russia

@Emperor of Atlantis Don't like Corbyn that much but I do agree with him on foreign policy.

tell her you are professor of chinese history at local university

true, that actually was my plan

just need money to do it first

cause I'm dirt poor

But knowing leftists, they're probably gonna backtrack and back the Kurds.

They wouldn't be able to resist.

one girl I was interested in is a fucking mess

Ewwww, marrying a foreigner?!?!!!

her mom left her

she started cutting

did all these drugs

yikes

and then took dick like a $2 whore

the worst part is she is nice and is pretty <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

RIP