Message from @Emperor of Atlantis
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You got five years kiddo @Emperor of Atlantis
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better make em count <:pinothink:401744526915534858>
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time to poke holes in all my condoms <:kraut:389881471881576448>
nah who am I kidding, they will all just get aborted <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
just order some woman from russia
@Emperor of Atlantis Don't like Corbyn that much but I do agree with him on foreign policy.
tell her you are professor of chinese history at local university
true, that actually was my plan
just need money to do it first
cause I'm dirt poor
But knowing leftists, they're probably gonna backtrack and back the Kurds.
They wouldn't be able to resist.
one girl I was interested in is a fucking mess
Ewwww, marrying a foreigner?!?!!!
her mom left her
she started cutting
did all these drugs
yikes
the worst part is she is nice and is pretty <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
RIP
I'm almost certain I could train her
but she is just too broken
it won't turn out well
This is why I'd never abandon my kids, unless they're a literal psychopath, or a potato.
and she is already 24 <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
Fudgeeee
I need to shave
I haven’t shaved in three days. My face is sooooo itchy.
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The one benefit is that I can see all the red and blonde hair mixed into my chin hair.
But my face is red from being scratched
ningus
niboid
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Beards are chad
I hate the way I look clean shaven.