nah who am I kidding, they will all just get aborted <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

just order some woman from russia

@Emperor of Atlantis Don't like Corbyn that much but I do agree with him on foreign policy.

tell her you are professor of chinese history at local university

true, that actually was my plan

just need money to do it first

cause I'm dirt poor

But knowing leftists, they're probably gonna backtrack and back the Kurds.

They wouldn't be able to resist.

one girl I was interested in is a fucking mess

Ewwww, marrying a foreigner?!?!!!

her mom left her

she started cutting

did all these drugs

yikes

and then took dick like a $2 whore

the worst part is she is nice and is pretty <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

RIP

I'm almost certain I could train her

but she is just too broken

it won't turn out well

This is why I'd never abandon my kids, unless they're a literal psychopath, or a potato.

and she is already 24 <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

Fudgeeee

I need to shave

I haven’t shaved in three days. My face is sooooo itchy.

@Hector

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The one benefit is that I can see all the red and blonde hair mixed into my chin hair.

But my face is red from being scratched

ningus

niboid

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Beards are chad

I hate the way I look clean shaven.

I think clean shaven is chad.

You're 16 and from northern Europe do u even grow facial hair lol

Wtf

Me?

I prefer to be clean shaven