Message from @Str3tch
Discord ID: 640368562325815296
and old age is subjective
At least one
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But hopefully I'm a dad before then
If not
It might be time to go roping
Germans are autists tbh
I'm 25 and no kids <:ThisIsSoSad:638779720015675405>
When Germans LARP too much Europe goes to war <:ThisIsSoSad:638779720015675405>
*the truth*
no girlfriend either <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
@Emperor of Atlantis when you rope do a backflip and stream it
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You got five years kiddo @Emperor of Atlantis
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better make em count <:pinothink:401744526915534858>
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time to poke holes in all my condoms <:kraut:389881471881576448>
nah who am I kidding, they will all just get aborted <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
@Emperor of Atlantis Don't like Corbyn that much but I do agree with him on foreign policy.
tell her you are professor of chinese history at local university
true, that actually was my plan
just need money to do it first
cause I'm dirt poor
But knowing leftists, they're probably gonna backtrack and back the Kurds.
They wouldn't be able to resist.
one girl I was interested in is a fucking mess
Ewwww, marrying a foreigner?!?!!!
her mom left her
she started cutting
did all these drugs
yikes
and then took dick like a $2 whore
the worst part is she is nice and is pretty <:impotentrage:552803856535257090>
RIP
I'm almost certain I could train her
but she is just too broken
it won't turn out well
This is why I'd never abandon my kids, unless they're a literal psychopath, or a potato.