I'm proud of you ❤

I miss the Bee.

The only things I miss about Facebook are the Bee, my friend's daily devotions, and Stonetoss.

Have you considered instagram?

That's cute.

I always feel a sense of satisfaction when I can make a little baby smile.

I don't think it's normal for an 18 year old to have baby fever.

@GodFearingEnglishman over your head or just innocence

@GodFearingEnglishman nah I think im the one being played

Come again?

Did you see the joke in the pic?

I think u did.

im just a dummy

I did indeed.

@GodFearingEnglishman youre 18?

Just about.

BE A GIRL ALREADY

I have a peepee sorry

Can't

Cut off peepee for mommy

*larps as lesbian feminist mom*

M-Mommy what awe doing wif dat knife owo'

Don't worry sweetie, it will all be over soon

*chants* ***ONE OF US*** ***ONE OF US*** ***ONE OF US***

NO PLS MOMMY DON'T CHOP MY PEEPEE MOMMY PLEASE NO

@Skeez u now

SkcklakdmfowmekxmakwkkssaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That the heck happened

why did you make this wahman admin?

Question of the century

Why did we give women any rights?

We gave women rights because men had stopped doing their jobs properly.

We didn't give women enough children

Plus women's rights gave us prohibition

I'd say it was because we invented too many labor saving devices, women got bored, and they never really made the transition into civic duty before the most bored decided to woman things up and demand men's oppression

>listening to a song about how a man is happy because he's with a beautiful woman, and he feels a sense of magic when he is with her
>feel wholesome now
>look it up
>turns out he's singing about a one night stand with a prostitute
>mfw