I'm sure you said things other than no

:^)

Quite, "no thank you".

Story time?

I assure you, it's not so interesting.

I mean, were you at a pub or some party

I was smoking after work, a girl approached me to light her ciggie, we talk for a while, and she invites me to her house across the work "for some wine and *maybe more*"

Proceeding to wink at me.

I proceeded to say "no thank you, I really must get home. Get home safe now".

Nice

We kissed cheeks, and went our separate ways.

My friend then turned to me and said "what a slut"

Good boy

I'm proud of you ❤

I miss the Bee.

The only things I miss about Facebook are the Bee, my friend's daily devotions, and Stonetoss.

Have you considered instagram?

That's cute.

I always feel a sense of satisfaction when I can make a little baby smile.

I don't think it's normal for an 18 year old to have baby fever.

@GodFearingEnglishman over your head or just innocence

@GodFearingEnglishman nah I think im the one being played

Come again?

Did you see the joke in the pic?

I think u did.

im just a dummy

I did indeed.

@GodFearingEnglishman youre 18?

Just about.

BE A GIRL ALREADY

I have a peepee sorry

Can't

Cut off peepee for mommy

*larps as lesbian feminist mom*

M-Mommy what awe doing wif dat knife owo'

Don't worry sweetie, it will all be over soon

*chants* ***ONE OF US*** ***ONE OF US*** ***ONE OF US***