I proceeded to say "no thank you, I really must get home. Get home safe now".

Nice

We kissed cheeks, and went our separate ways.

My friend then turned to me and said "what a slut"

Good boy

I'm proud of you ❤

I miss the Bee.

The only things I miss about Facebook are the Bee, my friend's daily devotions, and Stonetoss.

Have you considered instagram?

That's cute.

I always feel a sense of satisfaction when I can make a little baby smile.

I don't think it's normal for an 18 year old to have baby fever.

@GodFearingEnglishman over your head or just innocence

@GodFearingEnglishman nah I think im the one being played

Come again?

Did you see the joke in the pic?

I think u did.

im just a dummy

I did indeed.

@GodFearingEnglishman youre 18?

Just about.

BE A GIRL ALREADY

I have a peepee sorry

Can't

Cut off peepee for mommy

*larps as lesbian feminist mom*

M-Mommy what awe doing wif dat knife owo'

Don't worry sweetie, it will all be over soon

*chants* ***ONE OF US*** ***ONE OF US*** ***ONE OF US***

NO PLS MOMMY DON'T CHOP MY PEEPEE MOMMY PLEASE NO

@Skeez u now

SkcklakdmfowmekxmakwkkssaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That the heck happened

why did you make this wahman admin?

Question of the century

Why did we give women any rights?