Like it’s a privilege or something

Needs to be sent to Auschwitz

Your local police department wants to know your location.

I wonder if SCP is doing pride month again this year

SCP got infected with Keter class SCP-42069: The Gay Plague

The SCPs run the foundation 🤡

Well, good news, folks.

I am no longer an incel.

The absolute state of Russian liberals

Wait a min, r u married?

No

@GodFearingEnglishman what happened

<:sin:569212404370767893> <:sin:569212404370767893> <:sin:569212404370767893> <:sin:569212404370767893>

No, no sin involved.

I just said *no*.

Thus making me a volcel.

I'm sure you said things other than no

:^)

Quite, "no thank you".

Story time?

I assure you, it's not so interesting.

I mean, were you at a pub or some party

I was smoking after work, a girl approached me to light her ciggie, we talk for a while, and she invites me to her house across the work "for some wine and *maybe more*"

Proceeding to wink at me.

I proceeded to say "no thank you, I really must get home. Get home safe now".

Nice

We kissed cheeks, and went our separate ways.

My friend then turned to me and said "what a slut"

Good boy

I'm proud of you ❤

I miss the Bee.

The only things I miss about Facebook are the Bee, my friend's daily devotions, and Stonetoss.

Have you considered instagram?

That's cute.

I always feel a sense of satisfaction when I can make a little baby smile.

I don't think it's normal for an 18 year old to have baby fever.

@GodFearingEnglishman over your head or just innocence