I see.

Lmao, so much for the holy translator prophets, replaced with some wordpress by Susan from the mormon council

Division begets division

>Susan from the Mormon Council
Top kek

I don't even know why that was so funny to me

Its a religion of pure damage control that tries to make the most holy figures of mormonism disappear

"We teach an objective truth that can change on our prophet's whim"

"Like that black people are disgraced souls for trying to stay neutral in heaven"

Lmao

*on our webmaster's whim

ftfy

C of C uses the term elders to replace presbyters

What is interesting about the splitting of mormons

Best explanation of moronism I mean Mormonism is that episode of South Park

Is that one of the "arguments" that Joseph Smith used as "proof" of the falsehood of what everyone believed as opposed to his retardation, was how many denominational splits there were

Mormon is a common term used by non-LDS people. They don't call themselves that usually, unless talking to people who would t know what LDS is.

DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!! 🎶

dummer

Dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuke Eurovision

this tbh fam

Guys

New Jersey State Police have electronics sniffing dogs

They can find MicroSD cards hidden anywhere

That's pretty impressive

Anywhere? <:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

Yes

Even in your asshole

It's because they can smell all of the petroleum distillates that are used there

Can't expect God to do all the work

baste

brb registering democrat

well that's what she says she wants to do lmao

AOC is retarded lmao

Alright I've made my decision. If someone can explain to me 1 Timothy 4:1-4, then I might turn to the Catholic church. If someone can dm me a reputable source on Apostolic Succession, I will turn to the Catholic Church.

It'll hurt me to the core because I have loved ones in the Church of Christ.

**1 Timothy 4:1-4 - New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)**

```Dust
False Asceticism

<1> Now the Spirit expressly says that in later times some will renounce the faith by paying attention to deceitful spirits and teachings of demons, <2> through the hypocrisy of liars whose consciences are seared with a hot iron. <3> They forbid marriage and demand abstinence from foods, which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and know the truth. <4> For everything created by God is good, and nothing is to be rejected, provided it is received with thanksgiving; ```

Catholics forbid marriage to priests (Sure, you choose to be a priest but if you choose to be a priest you're still forbidden to marry.)

I imagine abstinance from certain foods refers to Islam, and other heresies.

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