*heathens

There are some people who are mormons without even knowing what they have gotten themselves into, truly sad

Elders are a Church of Christ thing.

Are Mormons and LDS the same thing? I forget.

98% sure Mormonism is a failed Jonestown

And when you start showing them the UTTER insanity that is mormonism, many of them say

Yeah we're not mormons, we criticize
them.

"b-but the LDS offcial website doesnt say that, so it doesn't count"

I have literally had mormons say that to me

Kek

I got stopped by two on my way back from the Gym.

Mormons are the overall group, LDS is the biggest chunk

They also splintered up

I see.

Lmao, so much for the holy translator prophets, replaced with some wordpress by Susan from the mormon council

Division begets division

>Susan from the Mormon Council
Top kek

I don't even know why that was so funny to me

Its a religion of pure damage control that tries to make the most holy figures of mormonism disappear

"We teach an objective truth that can change on our prophet's whim"

"Like that black people are disgraced souls for trying to stay neutral in heaven"

Lmao

*on our webmaster's whim

ftfy

C of C uses the term elders to replace presbyters

What is interesting about the splitting of mormons

Best explanation of moronism I mean Mormonism is that episode of South Park

Is that one of the "arguments" that Joseph Smith used as "proof" of the falsehood of what everyone believed as opposed to his retardation, was how many denominational splits there were

Mormon is a common term used by non-LDS people. They don't call themselves that usually, unless talking to people who would t know what LDS is.

DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!! 🎶

dummer

Dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuke Eurovision

this tbh fam

Guys

New Jersey State Police have electronics sniffing dogs

They can find MicroSD cards hidden anywhere

That's pretty impressive

Anywhere? <:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

Yes

Even in your asshole

It's because they can smell all of the petroleum distillates that are used there