And you're awkwardly texting us goys because...

Are there wahmens there

Because it’s very dead

Yes but ugly

It can take awhile to bleed out

Plus I have my eyes on one lass

So w/e

You still have time

For what?

It was a the party is dead joke

So is this lass at the party

Nope, she’s very wholesome and doesn’t like these degenerate environments

Good for her

Unfortunately I have friends

Why are you there?

And I have to assist

Assist in?

Assistance

Right

Plus I ended up becoming MLG beerpong player

And that’s fun lol

Your wholesome lass will be proud her future husband is big man at the beerpong

Very funny <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>

She’s the only lass I know who is vehemently against abortion and faggotry

So she’s worth fighting for

You need to know more wahmens

But yes. Good you found one! Hope you breed her

I know enough lol, if you’re questioning my social skills, like I mentioned before, I distanced from the last girl I was having a relationship because she dyed her bloody hair pink

The girls I know are boring and hypocritical

Sure sign of mental illness. Bullet dodged

I’ve been in the awkward position of denying someone sex too

Girls here aren’t very good

It is the same for women

The men here * motions at globe * arent very good.

Peoples is generally the suck. this is what I know to be true.

Yeah I don’t enjoy these parties at all

So then... why?

You must get something out of it.

One doesnt burn their hand overand over again. People do not repeat the same action unless they get something from it.

Is this fulfilling basic human contact requirements?

Because one can enjoy what they drink without falling for excess and I’d rather ‘socialize’ than procrastinate the rest of the day