OwO

Who is?

Da jew

So we've lost hepic

What you doing skeezis . . . Maw

Skeezits*

I’m at a ‘party’

Oh no

And you're awkwardly texting us goys because...

Are there wahmens there

Because it’s very dead

Yes but ugly

It can take awhile to bleed out

Plus I have my eyes on one lass

So w/e

You still have time

For what?

It was a the party is dead joke

So is this lass at the party

Nope, she’s very wholesome and doesn’t like these degenerate environments

Good for her

Unfortunately I have friends

Why are you there?

And I have to assist

Assist in?

Assistance

Right

Plus I ended up becoming MLG beerpong player

And that’s fun lol

Your wholesome lass will be proud her future husband is big man at the beerpong

Very funny <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>

She’s the only lass I know who is vehemently against abortion and faggotry

So she’s worth fighting for

You need to know more wahmens

But yes. Good you found one! Hope you breed her

I know enough lol, if you’re questioning my social skills, like I mentioned before, I distanced from the last girl I was having a relationship because she dyed her bloody hair pink

The girls I know are boring and hypocritical

Sure sign of mental illness. Bullet dodged

I’ve been in the awkward position of denying someone sex too

Girls here aren’t very good

It is the same for women