seeing that this situation is obviously the fault of others i will go get drunk again

Typical p*lock behavior

Damn Jews always making me get drunk

Nothing wrong with drinking, just have temperance

liquid jew

Oof

Hes aware enough to know it's big bad

the devils nectar is a sin

Too stupid to stop

OwO

Who is?

Da jew

So we've lost hepic

What you doing skeezis . . . Maw

Skeezits*

I’m at a ‘party’

Oh no

And you're awkwardly texting us goys because...

Are there wahmens there

Because it’s very dead

Yes but ugly

It can take awhile to bleed out

Plus I have my eyes on one lass

So w/e

You still have time

For what?

It was a the party is dead joke

So is this lass at the party

Nope, she’s very wholesome and doesn’t like these degenerate environments

Good for her

Unfortunately I have friends

Why are you there?

And I have to assist

Assist in?

Assistance

Right

Plus I ended up becoming MLG beerpong player

And that’s fun lol

Your wholesome lass will be proud her future husband is big man at the beerpong

Very funny <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>

She’s the only lass I know who is vehemently against abortion and faggotry