Too stupid to stop

OwO

Who is?

Da jew

So we've lost hepic

What you doing skeezis . . . Maw

Skeezits*

I’m at a ‘party’

Oh no

And you're awkwardly texting us goys because...

Are there wahmens there

Because it’s very dead

Yes but ugly

It can take awhile to bleed out

Plus I have my eyes on one lass

So w/e

You still have time

For what?

It was a the party is dead joke

So is this lass at the party

Nope, she’s very wholesome and doesn’t like these degenerate environments

Good for her

Unfortunately I have friends

Why are you there?

And I have to assist

Assist in?

Assistance

Right

Plus I ended up becoming MLG beerpong player

And that’s fun lol

Your wholesome lass will be proud her future husband is big man at the beerpong

Very funny <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>

She’s the only lass I know who is vehemently against abortion and faggotry

So she’s worth fighting for

You need to know more wahmens

But yes. Good you found one! Hope you breed her

I know enough lol, if you’re questioning my social skills, like I mentioned before, I distanced from the last girl I was having a relationship because she dyed her bloody hair pink

The girls I know are boring and hypocritical

Sure sign of mental illness. Bullet dodged

I’ve been in the awkward position of denying someone sex too

Girls here aren’t very good