Can you give me a medical condition?

Good morning

Think I might have just been fired from my job...

You absolute mad man, what did you do?

Story time.

Oof bro you ok?

>So I was whippin' dem slow niggas in my cotton fields with the diamond spikes scourge (they don't feel anything else anymore) when...

So they fire you for doing your job now?

I just didn't go in.

Decided to go to Mass and go to the pub afterwards, and pulled a sickie.

I probably would've gotten away with it if I didn't wait until one minute before my shift started to call in sick.

Instead, I got a call from the manager telling me that she's very disappointed and wants to have a serious meeting with me on Wednesday.

Ah well.

It was a good two weeks.

Remember that thing I said about responsability, doing the work instead of trying to avoid it and ding it only when you feel the water at your neck?

Well, this is the kind of bad habit that is developed

@GodFearingEnglishman oof i feel it from a Supervisor. mess the flow of operations.

mass was nice today, went with my grandparents and some extended family. it is a very small parish, very good priest. they had communion kneelers or whatever they're called which was so cool

Noice

If you're gonna pull a sickie so late you need a good reason

Call in 3 hours at least before your shift

Got a promoted at my job. I can be a wageslave more peacefully since I don't need to work weekends anymore lel

*Got promoted

Now you can live like an actual person

Hue

What job was it?

food and bev factory

Keep those promotions coming

Or just do what I do and make yourself irreplaceable so you can do whatever you want lmao

Perks of working for below market in a shit job

I just called in halfway through a shift Wednesday because I felt like sleeping in, and they literally can't do anything about it. At this point it's basically all revenge for busting my ass and then still not giving me a good reference. They got rid of my only remaining motivation to perform in that shithole, so it's been nice keeping them on their toes

Also traits of good engineers

they can't fire you because they need you lol

Can we go back to plowing fields now

Making oneself irreplaceable or running the ship. Both work

Heck

this one guy really loves to come onto my profile and start stuff. So I just do this

I hate that ifunny is coming back, I'm gonna be mad if I have to redownload it

Im gonna be mad if I have crop one more watermark

@Deleted User i mean his screenname checks out

If half the image isn't nested iFunny watermarks why even live tbh