Message from @sum
Discord ID: 535245088801161217
Are you the kind of weirdo that actually watches through the 30 minutes of backstory in pornos to make sure that they're actually in love and aren't just fucking for money?
<:thonk:288060975775612929>
Got something to tell us matt?
I like wholesome sex where they actually have chemistry
I would happily watch 30 minutes of foreplay before penetration
Oh, I thought this was going to lead to a revelation you jerked off to your parents' home sex tapes.
😬
Joke's on you, my parents were divorced and my stepdad was abusive
The first time I saw porn was a friend showing me that.
We were no longer friends after that
Wait
Your friend showed you a sex tape of his parents?
That's fucking fucked
I never understood why people think watching porn with others is acceptable.
And yes, I think he had some problems. Looking back I probably shouldn't have cut off all contact with him and helped him sort things out.
Hm
It can be fun if it's with your partner
I shouldn't deink today.
Why, scared you'll look him up and call him?
I only know 1 porn title that could be watchable with someone
Ah, Meet the banes
I posted some of that in <#189811441174446080> a few days ago
Those are the wrong kind of stem cells
>I never understood why people think watching porn with others is acceptable.
Everyone that posted in <#189811441174446080> should explain it to him, since he's so eager to understand
That depends on his meaning
I agree that I'd never like, have friends over and we all watch porn and beat off
>he doesn't want to cross-beat-the-meat
I'd like to cross-beat-the-matt tbh
Very gay
what if you were jerking off a trap?
<:thonk:288060975775612929>
did you never put on gay porn and just sat there next to each other on the couch and checked who was the first one to get an erection??
didnt you have a youth?
That reminds me
What even is the userbase role
Mods half-assed making the server more secure