Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 535244182281781248


2019-01-16 23:36:35 UTC  

Oh you're fucked, John

2019-01-16 23:36:37 UTC  

you got got

2019-01-16 23:36:41 UTC  

change your password

2019-01-16 23:37:14 UTC  

Thats what I thought

2019-01-16 23:37:52 UTC  

But the subscriptions are actually relatef to my interests

2019-01-16 23:38:31 UTC  

....

2019-01-16 23:38:39 UTC  

John,You subscribed to them when you were drunk.

2019-01-16 23:38:47 UTC  

It's so obvious.

2019-01-16 23:39:09 UTC  

No, drunk me doesn't subscribe to anything

2019-01-16 23:39:50 UTC  

Clearly this is not the case

2019-01-16 23:43:30 UTC  

I wouldn't have found this channel otherwise but its supremely comfy so if this is the work of a rouge algorithem its doing a pretty good job of finding what I like

2019-01-16 23:43:39 UTC  
2019-01-16 23:45:49 UTC  

John, you're so wholesome that it borders on mental illness

2019-01-16 23:46:37 UTC  

Are you the kind of weirdo that actually watches through the 30 minutes of backstory in pornos to make sure that they're actually in love and aren't just fucking for money?

2019-01-16 23:47:02 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-01-16 23:47:10 UTC  

Got something to tell us matt?

2019-01-16 23:47:38 UTC  

I like wholesome sex where they actually have chemistry

2019-01-16 23:47:49 UTC  

I would happily watch 30 minutes of foreplay before penetration

2019-01-16 23:48:48 UTC  

Oh, I thought this was going to lead to a revelation you jerked off to your parents' home sex tapes.

2019-01-16 23:48:58 UTC  

😬

2019-01-16 23:49:17 UTC  

Joke's on you, my parents were divorced and my stepdad was abusive

2019-01-16 23:50:09 UTC  

The first time I saw porn was a friend showing me that.

2019-01-16 23:50:20 UTC  

We were no longer friends after that

2019-01-16 23:50:43 UTC  

Wait

2019-01-16 23:50:52 UTC  

Your friend showed you a sex tape of his parents?

2019-01-16 23:50:59 UTC  

That's fucking fucked

2019-01-16 23:51:07 UTC  

I never understood why people think watching porn with others is acceptable.

2019-01-16 23:52:24 UTC  

And yes, I think he had some problems. Looking back I probably shouldn't have cut off all contact with him and helped him sort things out.

2019-01-16 23:52:28 UTC  

Hm

2019-01-16 23:52:33 UTC  

It can be fun if it's with your partner

2019-01-16 23:52:36 UTC  

I shouldn't deink today.

2019-01-16 23:52:47 UTC  

Why, scared you'll look him up and call him?

2019-01-16 23:52:51 UTC  

I only know 1 porn title that could be watchable with someone

2019-01-16 23:52:53 UTC  

Meet the Banes

2019-01-16 23:52:59 UTC  

Ah, Meet the banes

2019-01-16 23:53:12 UTC  

I posted some of that in <#189811441174446080> a few days ago

2019-01-17 00:04:14 UTC  

Those are the wrong kind of stem cells

2019-01-17 00:20:28 UTC  

>I never understood why people think watching porn with others is acceptable.

2019-01-17 00:20:55 UTC  

Everyone that posted in <#189811441174446080> should explain it to him, since he's so eager to understand

2019-01-17 00:23:06 UTC  

That depends on his meaning