Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 535244580040343557
But the subscriptions are actually relatef to my interests
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John,You subscribed to them when you were drunk.
It's so obvious.
No, drunk me doesn't subscribe to anything
Clearly this is not the case
I wouldn't have found this channel otherwise but its supremely comfy so if this is the work of a rouge algorithem its doing a pretty good job of finding what I like
John, you're so wholesome that it borders on mental illness
Are you the kind of weirdo that actually watches through the 30 minutes of backstory in pornos to make sure that they're actually in love and aren't just fucking for money?
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Got something to tell us matt?
I like wholesome sex where they actually have chemistry
I would happily watch 30 minutes of foreplay before penetration
Oh, I thought this was going to lead to a revelation you jerked off to your parents' home sex tapes.
😬
Joke's on you, my parents were divorced and my stepdad was abusive
The first time I saw porn was a friend showing me that.
We were no longer friends after that
Wait
That's fucking fucked
I never understood why people think watching porn with others is acceptable.
And yes, I think he had some problems. Looking back I probably shouldn't have cut off all contact with him and helped him sort things out.
Hm
It can be fun if it's with your partner
I shouldn't deink today.
Why, scared you'll look him up and call him?
I only know 1 porn title that could be watchable with someone
Meet the Banes
Ah, Meet the banes
I posted some of that in <#189811441174446080> a few days ago
Those are the wrong kind of stem cells
>I never understood why people think watching porn with others is acceptable.
Everyone that posted in <#189811441174446080> should explain it to him, since he's so eager to understand
That depends on his meaning
I agree that I'd never like, have friends over and we all watch porn and beat off
>he doesn't want to cross-beat-the-meat
I'd like to cross-beat-the-matt tbh
Very gay