Message from @kontroll

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2018-04-22 09:32:23 UTC  

We worry about u

2018-04-22 09:32:42 UTC  

who is we?

2018-04-22 09:33:35 UTC  

the shitposters here

2018-04-22 09:33:38 UTC  

and him

2018-04-22 09:38:43 UTC  

Correct

2018-04-22 09:38:51 UTC  

(I'm.a shitposter too)

2018-04-22 09:40:38 UTC  

Duck tongue

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/437548276204437504/JPEG_20180422_173954.jpg

2018-04-22 09:46:20 UTC  

when you eat a duck tongue, your tongue touches the duck tongue

2018-04-22 09:46:34 UTC  

that means you are technically french kissing a cooked duck

2018-04-22 09:47:49 UTC  

@Droidbot I recoil at the thought of what your ordinary meatballs must be like if you think IKEA meatballs are great.

2018-04-22 09:48:11 UTC  

IKEA meatballs are really OK come on

2018-04-22 09:48:55 UTC  

theyre plastic-y and tasteless in my experience

2018-04-22 09:49:25 UTC  

They're ok, nothing more.

2018-04-22 09:49:25 UTC  

I am sure they are different in every country as Ikea usually tries to use local ingredients

2018-04-22 09:49:33 UTC  

I had a hot dog in Ikea Taiwan and it was disgusting

2018-04-22 09:49:47 UTC  

whereas the hot dogs in Ikea Germany and Switzerland are 10/10

2018-04-22 09:49:52 UTC  

Probably an actual hot dog, amirite? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-22 09:50:18 UTC  

local ingredient <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-22 09:50:33 UTC  

Reminder that hotdog gets literally translated in Chinese

2018-04-22 09:50:40 UTC  

they call it "hot dog", too

2018-04-22 09:50:49 UTC  

🤔

2018-04-22 09:50:53 UTC  

熱狗

2018-04-22 09:51:00 UTC  

熱 = hot
ç‹— = dog

2018-04-22 09:51:19 UTC  

the ç‹— character is easy to remember because it actually reminds a bit of a dog

2018-04-22 09:51:30 UTC  

I've only ever heard local translations made as jokes.

2018-04-22 09:51:58 UTC  

(not in Chinese though)

2018-04-22 09:52:45 UTC  

I've seen literal hot dog translations in Germany occasionally but I don't know if it's used or meant as a joke

2018-04-22 09:53:39 UTC  

Joke in my experience.

2018-04-22 09:54:06 UTC  

thankfully hotdog does not translate in finnish

2018-04-22 09:54:54 UTC  

there is widely used slang term for it tho

2018-04-22 09:55:03 UTC  

but officialy its hot-dog here

2018-04-22 09:55:35 UTC  

I wanted to say this is becoming off topic but I think we can genetically count Finland to Asia

2018-04-22 09:55:36 UTC  

😄

2018-04-22 09:55:54 UTC  

well i guess "sausage-pun" is close term to it but i havent seen it used since 90s

2018-04-22 09:56:02 UTC  

true

2018-04-22 09:56:20 UTC  

at least there is shit ton of those fuckers holidaying in lapland

2018-04-22 09:56:23 UTC  

@kaetaa have you tried the ikea hot dogs in China? How are they?

2018-04-22 09:57:00 UTC  

and complaining that there is no noodles/rice avaible on normal lunch restaurants

2018-04-22 09:57:09 UTC  

when its potatoes with the meal

2018-04-22 09:57:11 UTC  

etc etc

2018-04-22 09:57:42 UTC  

there was long long time when there werent any asian restaurants in the top holiday city