who's that? she's super cute

Fiancees friend from college

would exchange for mine / 10

Nah she's crazy and works for FedEx for 3500rmb per month

why would anyone care about her financial situation?

imho their meatballs are horrible

I forgot the term, there was a term in Chinese for a man who looks for rich women

Eating soft rice or something like that

reverse gold digger

it's like reverse traps <:chink:323022148870602752>

>reverse

Gold diggers come in all genders

Yeah pretty sure its just gold digger

They're traditionally female though.

Anyway, she's cute. If I was single, I'd ask for her number, get rejected and cry myself to sleep

I'm saying that a person who agrees to work for so little isn't very bright (in this situation)

Miss those times

You gotta work through these issues breh

We worry about u

who is we?

the shitposters here

and him

Correct

(I'm.a shitposter too)

Duck tongue

when you eat a duck tongue, your tongue touches the duck tongue

that means you are technically french kissing a cooked duck

@Droidbot I recoil at the thought of what your ordinary meatballs must be like if you think IKEA meatballs are great.

IKEA meatballs are really OK come on

theyre plastic-y and tasteless in my experience

They're ok, nothing more.

I am sure they are different in every country as Ikea usually tries to use local ingredients

I had a hot dog in Ikea Taiwan and it was disgusting

whereas the hot dogs in Ikea Germany and Switzerland are 10/10

Probably an actual hot dog, amirite? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

local ingredient <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Reminder that hotdog gets literally translated in Chinese

they call it "hot dog", too

🤔

熱狗

熱 = hot
狗 = dog