now that i crossed almost dying off my bucket list already, i guess getting trapped in a cave sounds appealing

I don't see why they couldn't just wait the monsoon season out instead of killing that poor diver dude.

just wait for the kids to die

that's ez

oops this isn't off topic, sorry

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-44818617

fucking chinks reeeee

Vaping not even once

yeah my wife told me about this shit

fucking hilarious

I thought I couldnt get a tan as 20% southeast asian but wow

I have a strong tanline on the front of my forearms, just as dark as the locals in thailand now

and I used sunscreen

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you breathed in too many white genes in london

the part where i wore my watch is still very whitey, since no sun

>not dressing in a sexy bhurka to keep the thai boys guessing

Watch tan is patrician

Watch tan just means you are a commoner who goes outside and is poor with money

>people don't relax on hot sunny beaches or shit

You Indonesian or something?

>relaxing where its hot
You look a it through the window of your luxury hotel room

Ur just jelly of our watch tan

this is like me rn https://forums.macrumors.com/attachments/image-jpg.572714/

sans the hair

hope youre not that skinny hombre

i am sigh

live dox

>book flight to Taipei with chink slave
>seat selection
>no two seats next to each other left on the entire fucking plane

your arm is defective, you should send it in for RMA if its still under warranty

@transience moisturize that skin man and eat some carbs

carbs will make me like fatthew

@Matthew

@porco the air france flight from taipei to paris was pretty damn empty

carbs are good for you
t. knower

I had two seats next to me unoccupied

comfy

@porco also what airline?

this time of year towards asia seems pretty busy anyway

Thai