Message from @porco

Discord ID: 467062529428815873


2018-07-11 16:20:00 UTC  

damn i thought the us was bad

2018-07-11 16:34:28 UTC  

EE isnt great

2018-07-11 16:35:01 UTC  

from what I hear it's virgin and bt that owns all the infrastructure

2018-07-11 16:38:22 UTC  

Imagine getting out 4G'd by AU

2018-07-11 16:38:32 UTC  

Sitting at home, worst carrier in country, shit suburb

2018-07-11 16:46:28 UTC  

here is my moms house results. she lives in a suburb an hour drive outside a city.

2018-07-11 16:47:07 UTC  

they dont offer gigabit internet here though, only in the city

2018-07-11 16:52:09 UTC  

http://www.speedtest.net/result/7462754713
gigabit is still to expensive for my use here

2018-07-12 06:58:06 UTC  

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-07-12 06:58:12 UTC  

xD

2018-07-12 18:03:42 UTC  

Good fucking gods. Just heard on the news that the cave wherein those fuck-stupid Thai boys were trapped is going to be turned into a museum.

2018-07-12 18:03:58 UTC  

<:futhink:326408752754458634>

2018-07-12 18:04:41 UTC  

monsoon season perfect for underwater tours

2018-07-12 18:04:54 UTC  

monsoon season perfect for underwater tours

2018-07-12 18:15:08 UTC  

now that i crossed almost dying off my bucket list already, i guess getting trapped in a cave sounds appealing

2018-07-12 18:17:16 UTC  

I don't see why they couldn't just wait the monsoon season out instead of killing that poor diver dude.

2018-07-12 18:17:38 UTC  

just wait for the kids to die

2018-07-12 18:17:40 UTC  

that's ez

2018-07-12 20:19:44 UTC  

oops this isn't off topic, sorry

2018-07-13 17:42:11 UTC  

fucking chinks reeeee

2018-07-13 22:49:11 UTC  

Vaping not even once

2018-07-14 03:50:06 UTC  

yeah my wife told me about this shit

2018-07-14 03:50:10 UTC  

fucking hilarious

2018-07-14 15:53:07 UTC  

I thought I couldnt get a tan as 20% southeast asian but wow

2018-07-14 15:53:41 UTC  

I have a strong tanline on the front of my forearms, just as dark as the locals in thailand now

2018-07-14 15:53:47 UTC  

and I used sunscreen

2018-07-14 15:53:54 UTC  

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-07-14 16:06:15 UTC  

you breathed in too many white genes in london

2018-07-14 16:09:22 UTC  

the part where i wore my watch is still very whitey, since no sun

2018-07-14 16:21:01 UTC  

>not dressing in a sexy bhurka to keep the thai boys guessing

2018-07-14 16:44:41 UTC  

Watch tan is patrician

2018-07-14 16:47:16 UTC  

Watch tan just means you are a commoner who goes outside and is poor with money

2018-07-14 17:03:10 UTC  

>people don't relax on hot sunny beaches or shit

2018-07-14 17:03:18 UTC  

You Indonesian or something?

2018-07-14 17:12:26 UTC  

>relaxing where its hot
You look a it through the window of your luxury hotel room

2018-07-14 17:33:26 UTC  

Ur just jelly of our watch tan

2018-07-14 17:45:02 UTC  

sans the hair