lmao

e-gf thats already sent he nudes to 20 other men

honestly e-gf's are more pathetic than not having anything

like who are you fooling it's not real

i wanna say cope but i also wanna say that's exactly correct

its not?

quite literally if you don't meet your e-gf in like

less than 3 months it's not a real relationship

It's a fantasy

yes

who needs girlfriends when you have alcohol

can i just have a bladerunner hologram wife

^

yes

I've been drinking since like 3 lol

high IQ

Day drinking master racew3

when dad gives you a sip of his beer

when dad gives you a sip of his wine

and it tastes awful because you're like 8

wish beardson was my dad

I just got a blender and it's changed my alcoholic life

I accidentally made wine at 10 by leaving grape juice out for 2 months

wish for a better digit ratio dad tbh @DavidTheSlumpGod

like i can put fruit and rum in smoothies now

lmao

drink mouthwash

drink gamer girl pee

gamer girl pee is 80 proof

i'd get wasted on that

like

fruit and rum sounds nice

but i'd rather shoenice my alcohol

idk what that means

https://youtu.be/07_Bgnv46fg?t=90

god i wish i could do this

an alcoholic who lost everything

shoe nice is a legend

quick what's some epic shit i can egt drunk off of

um

some like